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Thursday, December 15, 2005

A Bright Ass Light

"Jana's frail, reedy voice and delicate finger picking make her sound like a young man lost in a peat bog and plucking toads from toadstools to see whether they'll spill their secrets." --Boston Phoenix



Texan Jana Hunter is often referred to as a "female Devendra Banhart". For some reason, this song (lyrically maybe?) reminds me more of Joanna Newsom. Maybe it's just the way it tugs at the heartstrings.

Jana Hunter A Bright Ass Light mp3

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completely unrelated:



I finally watched R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" saga last night, and it was the most hilariously bizarre thing I've ever seen. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you check it out. I can't decide if R. Kelly is retarded or genius, but I'm leaning towards retarded. What do you guys think?

Update: I found an mp3 of chapters 1-5...not the same as actually watching it, but you can get the idea.

R Kelly Trapped in the Closet Ch. 1-5 mp3

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Blogger chach said...

I have a friend in Detriot, of all places, who loves this kind of stuff. We were in chicago together when MTV aired the one of their awards show. Evidently this was the final chapter of this saga. I must admit, it amazed me someone gave him this much airtime for such crap. It also amazed me so many people were interested. My conclusion is R. Kelly borders genius. But what little sprinkle of genius he may have, it has come at the cost of the sensibilities of his fans. In other words... I felt dumber for wathcing it. But marveled at the craft of creating such a scene.

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Blogger Dany said...

Jive sent us over a copy of this and it's hilarious, esp since he is trying to be serious about it.

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Blogger bethanne said...

chris, you're the best for posting the first five chapters in MP3 format. it's genius.

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Blogger tara said...

SO retarded! a few months ago, my friends and i sat around and watched the ridiculousness and laughed our butts off. :)

warning though...it gets stuck in your head for 9 years and you never know which verse or chapter it is because they all sound exactly the same!

11:52 AM  
Blogger Num-Chucks said...

Took me about 2 listens to like the Jana Hunter track, and about 4 to love it. Short and sweet.

About the hip-hopera, it's sooo ridiculous that it becomes funny, but it pisses me off to watch it and know that people actually buy into the "genius"... he's an idiot (and a pedophile).

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think trapped in the closet is amazing. its not genius but its fun and original. anyone who argues with that had no soul. NO SOUL!!!

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Blogger jesse said...

no question r.kelly is a genius. he's retarded when you get him talking but man, who else would put out some shit like this. and ignition is the best pop song of the last 10 years.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jana Hunter is amazing. I'm luckily living in the same town as she is and have seen her perform live twice, she's also really nice and awesome! Her album is alos the first off of Devenra's label, and they did a vinyl split together recently, which is probably why people think she sounds like him.
anyways back to making fun of R. Kelly!

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

pure genius

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Anonymous CitizenDrummond said...

I liked R. Kelly better when he was peeing on minors.

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Anonymous schlarb said...

"now he's opennin' the CLOSET!"

amazing. wow. this made me laugh out loud.

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Blogger Robby K said...

Ok, so I saw "A Clockwork Orange: The Hip Hopera" last year at Hart House in Toronto. Nothing beats that in ridiculousness. seriously.

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