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Thursday, May 18, 2006

maya bond

For all of you elitists who think pre-teen indie phenoms Smoosh are a gimmick, I've got something that's about to blow your hipster minds:



"Maya Bond was four years old when this record was made in early 2004.
She is from Osaka, Japan and Austin, Texas."


Maya's album, Pink Drums, Purple Lights (released on Ellahy Amen Records) reveals a little girl who loves her Dad, has a morbid fascination with ghosts and death, and likes to sing about pee, poop, and war. Pretty much your average four year old kid, except that she is a bilingual indie-rockstar.

On "Cute Papa", the album opener, little Maya bluntly shows us that she's not screwing around by making like a pint-sized Karen O. Back when Karen O used to be a badass.

I can't begin to explain how awesome the totally improvised "Ghost Castle" is, so I'll just hit you with the lyrics:

There was a castle and it was very dark,
And there was a beast live inside the castle.
There was 125 + 3 wolves that been there
And a little girl went to the castle,
And her dad told her not to go there.
And the beast ate her.
That's why her dad told her not to go there.
That's why he said that because he loves her,
And he knows the beast will eat her.
That's a very scary story and there's
3+1, 4+1 wolves
.

Maya Bond played her very first live gig on April 29 at Rice University. If you have a little daughter/son/niece/nephew/friend, they'd love a copy of Pink Drums, Purple Lights. Trust me. Buy it here.

BONUS (from the request line):

Loyal reader B Chapman has requested the smash hit from early '90's French kid-pop phenomenon Jordy! Well B-Chap, you're in luck:

Jordy Dur Dur D'etre Bebe (It's Tough to be a Baby) mp3

Edit:

For those in NYC and surrounding borroughs, Sound Team will be playing a show at The Annex tonight. 10 pm.

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32 comments:

Blogger Marlon said...

That is disturbingly cute...

8:23 AM  
Blogger Dodge said...

Maya is pure genius...poo poo, pee pee!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Marlon said...

Saying, "Poo,poo,pee,pee" always makes me think of the end of Clerks when Dante is mocking Randal's bedroom talk.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous aasdgasdgdgd said...

It's too bad Smoosh is on so much heroin.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous b chapman said...

what's tomorrow, geordie?

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Pete said...

wow. 4 years old? that's creepy.

that reminds me. the new 'Omen' comes out in less than a month...

9:11 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

b chap: nice work on the obscure french child pop singer reference. I believe it was spelled "Jordy" though.

get me an mp3 and yeah i'll post on him tomorrow. ha.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous bp said...

wow...reminds of the little rascals, but a modern flavor...very nice!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous b chapman said...

hey, that made me laugh. anyway, i did download it, but ony to form the cornerstone of the world's all-time worst mixtape.

9:39 AM  
Blogger aziz said...

Fuck yeah! Rock on.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is a bevy of this lately

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http://myspace.com/smooshtheband

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one more

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Anonymous Delmore said...

incredible -- ive got cute papa on repeat!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Blank Crisis said...

Osaka AND Austin, huh?

This is too good to be true. tanx, g vs b

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is tragic. i can't decide whether "the ghost castle" is incredible or terrible. which means i'm going to have to keep listening to it for another hour before i decide.

::sigh::

ford wrote this

3:11 PM  
Blogger Katrina said...

as one of those elitists who doesn't like smoosh, i must say that i really dig these two maya songs you posted. she's like a baby bjork. maya totally kicks smoosh's ass. so cute!

congrats on the radio show, btw. that's awesome.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Delmore said...

I can't get enough of this! I'm buying a CD!!

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holy holy holy shit good god

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yuck. Can I still love Deerhoof and hate this?

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Anonymous ed l'epicier said...

jordy is in this moment in lawsuit with his father. he stole all his money

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Anonymous a kitty said...

that's basically the worst thing i've ever heard.

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