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Monday, February 22, 2010

Oh hey, another one of these. There is new speculation that this may be Joanna Newsom and/or a Skittles commercial:



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Anonymous WTF said...


10:39 AM  
Anonymous anonybro said...

Why are you commenting on it then fucktard?

10:49 AM  
Blogger Michael R. said...


10:54 AM  
Anonymous Dana said...

Crazy! I don't know what that is, but it's definitely NOT Jo.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Vinnie Massimino said...

This last one made me no longer care.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like apparat + woman.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not so much that we're on the edges of our seats wondering about the true identity of this Lady Gaga person covered in black tar, but some of us do wonder a. who bought this coverage, b. how much it costs, and c. how much gets written off when whatever this is inevitably fails to capture the interest of actual listeners.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this one spells out "officinarum v"
saccharum officinarum is a species of sugarcane. "v" could be an initial or the roman numeral for 5.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they seem to be providing so few legitimate clues that it seems only the most obsessed devotees might have a shot at figuring that out.
not sure if that's (a) fun for the rest of us or (b) a good marketing campaign. ah well.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's not sugarcane. it's mandrake. mandragora officinarum. the last vid + this = a species of mandrake.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

re: anon 12:14, lighten up, people are obviously into trying to figure out who it is, it's an interesting viral marketing campaign with intriguing images and sounds (up to this point). if the final product ends up sucking, of course people will lose interest.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Linds said...

still holding out for Lykke. Think she could really rock this and the finished product would be solid.

2:46 PM  
Blogger ericbobs said...

It's Jennifer Jason Leigh!

2:58 PM  
Blogger Ghost said...

Penelope Trappes- promoting the new album Voluspa

3:17 PM  
Blogger Judson said...

I don't think I have seen all of these but this one is deff my favorite. So good, im gunna go watch the rest now.

I love the dog edited, and the beat is really nice.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figured it out!

Its not Christina...

Its Calista Flockhart!

Promoting the comeback season of Ally McBeal.

Mystery solved.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its Little Boots

4:01 PM  
Blogger DeathCab4Sam89 said...

I liked this last one, especially the sound, one day we will just get BOOM! FULL VIDEO AND IDENTITY!!!

And people will have one of two reactions:

a. It will be an amazing sound and people will flock to it and before you know it's another The XX, whose current set of shows in the academy will be their best, start turning up in shows like grey's anatomy, the misfits and One Tree Hill, then the academy turns to arena and they are overplayed and ruined.

b. They will have a couple of good songs, that people will like at first, then remember that these were the people who put us through that annoying marketing campaign, they can **** off!


5:12 PM  
Blogger clarified confusion said...


6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope it's Ally.


6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no chance that's lykke li. This was all very fun at first but now there's too many clips, and the clips are changing. Is there even a finished product to reveal?

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:29 PM  
Blogger xoJenny said...

The answer to this riddle obviously lies within the woman's extremely fucked up teeth. Look at them. They're horrible. Examine the dental records of the suspects and you will have your answer.

Also- Has anyone said anything about the early videos being removed by the user? One is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Molly Nolte.
Who is this Molly Nolte? Can we get a picture of her teeth?

9:29 PM  
Blogger Meghan Anne Cali said...

the copyright thing was cause someone else owned the video of the goat and so it had to be taken down.

has anyone tried going to iamamiwhoami.com? i would but i gotta admit i'm scared to, these videos freak me out a bit and its 3:30am...i feel like that would be just asking for nightmares...

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Tyler said...

1. I love that these keep being reported on. Keep it up Chris.

2. This is my least favorite of both the audio and video.

3. The original 3 videos were removed because someone claimed copyright on the animal clips used.

4. Still looks like little boots teeth, though not her body in this one.

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Meghan Sadly iamamiwhoami.com is parked on godaddy, meaning some "entrepreneurial" spirit saw the vids first and bought the domain, I would guess.

Classic ARG material...I'm intrigued...

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, you might be interested at looking at analysis from Unforums:


These people are pros.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goldfrapp maybe?

10:46 AM  
Blogger LiquidHeaven said...

Well Ellie Goulding leaked and the record SUCKS so my guess is gone. I guess high quality remixes from jakwob and pariah through me way off.

I don't think its xtina though. She's too big/a label isn't going to back her doing something this experimental.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Babybell advert. Mystery solved.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Golden Filter without a doubt

10:00 AM  

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